Monday, June 27, 2011

It ain't just triple coupons at walgreens.

One afternoon I decided to go to walgreens. So excited that walgreens was excepting triple coupons and I had coupons for alot of sale items. I was in the ziplock bag isle not the chips isle, mind you. A woman walking through the isle looks at me at make a sound and walks by. I looked at her and said "whats your problem?" She proceeds to inform me that her tax money is paying for my diabetes. I reacted alitte partubed "EXCUSE ME,  you fucking ugly bitch...I don't have diabetes. And dont worry about your taxes, I pay just as much taxes for your drug addiction you cunt". This kind lady who was so worried about my "diabetes" informed me that she was a paramedic and was sick of saving people like me. I told her if she was in the ambulance that came to save me, please dont let her face be that last one I see...just let me die!!! then I grabbed a snapple bottle off the shelf, just about to hit her with it when an older woman grabs my arm and says "don't, she's not worth it" "Look where it's coming from". I said to the bitch you're so lucky that this woman saved you from a nose job you ugly monster. I walked out of walgreens DAMN IT. I missed the triple coupon day.

1 comment:

  1. Damn that was the quickest, most random paragraph of violence I'd ever read...a Snapple bottle? What flavor?

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